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My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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  • Listening to: My Roommate Unpack Boxes
  • Watching: The Swan Princess
  • Eating: a Cheese Quesadilla

So I don't know how many of you know this, but I try to write sometimes.  I'm working on a superhero story/novel/whatever right now, but I want to try to keep all of my different "mediums" on different websites, that way they stay kind of "exclusive" or something (I don't know).  Wattpad is the site I write on now.  So, if any of you are interested in a book about superheroes that started out as an outline for a comic book, you should head over there and read Average.  ;)  I could really use some feedback and my followers over there are terribly unresponsive.  So, I'll post a link and you can do as you like!…

Also, if you are a writer on Wattpad/ go "Oh!  This is neat!" and decide to make a page, drop me a line and I'll be more than happy to go check out your stuff!


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United States
Hi, I'm Elizabeth, but you can call me Liz, Lizard, Lizard the Wizard, or Zil the Dragon Warrior.

I'm a Junior (in college), majoring in printmaking and German, and minoring in art history. I like margarita flavored jelly beans, bands no one's ever heard of, and foreign films with subtitles. I love tattoos and zombies, and in my free time I'm an amateur ghost hunter. I'm not a fan of meat, real life dead people, or losing Wii games.


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PoetryOD Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
Thanks for Fav by iremnaz
Thanks for faving my recent DD 'Ironman' I really appreciate that!
FallenArchetype Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks a ton for the fave! :hug:
bueatiful-failure Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Student Artist
No problem :)
814CK5T4R Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you for faving!
Rochioo Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:D thanks for the :+fav:s!!!!!:D
SwordOfMessiah Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013
thanks for the fave on the roses :D
Sorenobsessedfreak Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello, I just wanted to thank you so much for the favourite ^-^ it measn a bunch to me
bueatiful-failure Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student Artist
You're very welcome! :)
Aksika Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for dat fave, yo!
bueatiful-failure Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student Artist
You're welcome :)
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